It was Friday night. There was a pink apron. And we were hungry. It just made sense to put on the pink apron and make a delicious man meal. Because that’s what you do when you’re a man.
On a serious note, this is the most delicious guacamole you’ll ever have, and it’s 100% raw and healthy for you. Not just okay, but actually VERY good for you, especially for vegetarians like me who have a hard time getting enough calories without gorging themselves.
And remember, always use the self checkout line, because it puts people out of jobs.
It was Friday night. I was home alone. This made go a little crazy.
The cure? Obviously, it’s firing up a camera and recording myself cooking. What else? That is what everybody does when you work from home on a computer all day and your girlfriend lives 300 miles away. It’s totally natural.
Now cut me some slack – my chili recipe is REALLY good.
If you’re as bored as I was, you can watch me make it below:
If you’re actually watching this video, kudos to you. We must be friends, or you at least find me somewhat entertaining. And in THAT case, I feel really bad for you. In that case, feel free to stalk me some more by checking out my girlfriend’s raw food blog at http://www.LiveLifeAlive.com. I make a cameo appearance once in awhile under the pseudonym “Boy.” Thanks for keeping me company, y’all.

